I fear for the future of FEET...

I am the biggest advocate for heels. They have the ability to turn an average outfit into one that spells...'FIYA'.
Personally, I detest kitten heels...for me, 4inches is the absolute minimum.
THAT BEING SAID...heels are not for everyone.
When Louboutin, Choo, Blahnik, and the rest of the shoe God's created their objects of immense beauty, I am quite sure that they did NOT intend for them to be bending at compass-measurable angles!!!
SO...whyyyyyy am I seeing Women donning the 45degree life!??? Walking as if that ankle may give way any second...??
That my friends, is not swag.
If you can't walk straight, just stick to the flats.
If you can't rock them, just leave them in the shop for a more respectful owner.
Wowzers...it's not rock-et science!
xxx

Bats...Sorry!?

My local Waitrose has quite an ingenious scheme going on at the moment. When you buy something, along with your receipt, you get given a token, and with this token comes great responsibility...you are asked to slot it into one of 3 boxes, representing 3 different charities. At the end of a given period, the box/charity with the most tokens will be given a certain amount of money.

NOW...I am allll for giving to charity...but WHYYYYY UPON WHYYYYY would I want to give to the local BAT AWARENESS SOCIETY!????
Absolute nonsense.
Those filthy, virulent rodents don't need encouragement to expand their dynasties.
HOWWWWW I ask did a charity representing these beasts make it into the running...and more to the point whyyyy was it in second place!???

Sorry, but if Waitrose have that much money burning a hole in their pocket, the 'TinTin Tande Shopping Fund' could do with an injection...maybe I'll suggest this next time I pop in?

xxx