Summer, it's a struggle.

I've decided, I have most definitely reached my TEMPERATURE peak. When I was created, hot weather tolerance simply wasn't in my genetic make-up.

Today, after getting my Osafa-Powell on running for the tube, I then get stuck next to the human radiator, ANNNNNNDDD if we couple this with, what seems to me to too be 100oC heat...ohhh no no no...I decided I had most definitely had enough. Not my portion. Heat just makes me feel SILLY...and no matter how hard I try, I am never dressed in a heat conducive manner. Summer swag and I just isn't a match made in heaven.

Please, just give me AUTUMN, and I will be happy. I can wear my layers in peace, and my forehead will be spared from the sun's disgusting rays.

However, until then, the BATTLE rages on...

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World Cup Fever...

I understand that it's the World Cup.
I understand that this is very exciting.
Even me, who doesn't even like football that much is involved...
BUT WHY-UPON-WHY would you PAINT YOUR CAR (badly painted too I might add) WITH THE ENGLAND FLAG!?!? Your real deal, worth-an-arm-and-a-leg possession!??? I'm simply not understanding. It's unlikely that you are being sponsored to do so...and even more unlikely that the England team will pay for you to have such cosmetic changes reversed.
People need to calm down.

But YAY for World Cup, YAY for the offside rule (finaaaaally I understand it) and YAY for beautifully sculptured footballers. YAY YAY YAY.



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Chris Brown = Visa Reject...

Chris Brown's UK Tour (if you can call it that...gone are his O2/big stadium days) was unfortunately postponed recently due to him being denied a Visa to enter the UK. Why? The Rihanna drama of course...and too right...if Snoop Dogg can be denied entry then so should he! SHAME.

That being said, his new mixtape with TYGA, 'Fan of a Fan', is simply EMOSH!!! It seems that him now being a fully fledged criminal has affected his music career...for the better! Gone are the cutesy cutesy 'with you, with you, with you, with youuuuuu-ewwww' dayssss, and hello 'harrrrrd' CB, complete with a permanent frown (little scary...but you know, not everything can be perfect), and real, HIGH QUALITY tunes!! I am IMPRESSED.

However, hopefully next time, he won't need to beat up his girlfriend in order to acquire musical inspiration.



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