I can't SLEEP because i'm too excited.
I wake up EARLY in eager anticipation.
I brave the RAIN, even letting it attack my hair, without even the slightest complaint.
I get to the rummage sale venue...AND YOU TELL ME IT HAS BEEN CANCELLED!?????????????? No no no.
Whaaaaaaat a HOT ASS JOKE. Some nonsense about 2000 people turning up, riots, not enough security, etc etc etc...I DON'T WANT TO HEAR EXCUSES, I JUST WANT MY BARGAINS...!!!!!
The man then had the ACTUAL AUDACITY to suggest I venture back tomorrow (being today), when all the problems will be sorted and all will be back up and running. ERM EXCUSEEEEEE US one moment. I would kindly ask that you DON'T take the piss of out my life...do I look like the sort of person who is thaaaaaaat desperate for a bargain!? (Rhetorical question - an answer is not necessary here)
EH. Can you imagine.
Americal Apparel had the cheek to WASTE MYYYYYYYY TIME. They obvvvvvviously don't understand that it is exam time and time is oohhhh so precious.
I swore that nevvvvvveeeeeeeeeer will I spend another £1 of my peas in that shop...BUT then I got home to discover they were offering 25% off online as 'compensation'...:D What can I say...I'm easily pleased!
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