Exams, the work of the devil, have prevented me from having a life. Sad, sad, times. THANKFULLY however, they are now over!
--> Gone are the sleepless nights...although,who am I trying to kid? Nothing can come between me and my 100% cotton sheets. So, ok, gone are the nightmares about the library...some of them were JUSSSSST emotional.
--> Gone are the dinner's consisting of Space Invaders, Strawberry laces, and a can of Rubicon...
--> Au revoir 'exam swag'- crusty hair, half bitten nails...etc etc...you know the deal...EW. Sorry, that is JUST not my portion...
--> Gone are the "I can't talk right now, i'm in the Zone, and need to maximise this 10 mins of productivity" phonecalls...
--> Gone are the mood swings, and the constant self-motivational speeches, which sadly, rarely worked...
A lot has happened in the world toosince my life hit standstill. Here are a few highlights:
1. We have a new government. And a coalition, Tory-Lib Dem one for that matter...yep. Enough said.
2. Gordon Brown has stepped down from Labour leadership...and the competition for a new leader has begun. David Miliband...marry me?!
3. A volcanic ash cloud, named 'Eyjafjallajoekull' (some help with pronounciation would be very much appreciated) unfortunately erupted, causing wide spread disruption...ALL I'M SAYING is we will have a wide spread mayhem if this 'Eyjafjallajoekull' gets in the way of me and my holidaying this summer...!!!
4. Faith, the shoe shop, has gone into administration. Hardly sad times though to be honest, it was no Kurt Geiger...
5. Mohammed Al-Fayed is no longer the owner of Harrods. Harrods without Mr Al-Fayed is like chips without ketchup...INCOMPREHENSIBLE.
6. Cheryl Cole, after being parred emotionally by the extremely gummy Ashley Cole, has apparently fallen for a certain Mr Will.I.Am from the Black Eyed Peas. I'm slightly confused.
7. Usher has finally released his new album, Raymond V. Raymond, and it is simply FANTASTICALLLLLLLL!
8. Marks and Spencers are to be the 'official dresser's' for the England Team during the World Cup. I discovered this recently when I spotted a billboard of them, all suited and booted, looking positively DELICIOUS. I AM INVOLVEDDDDD. Suited and Booted is definitely the way...however, FITTED SUITS ONLY please. Baggy suits...just NO.
So YAY...now LIFE CAN RE-COMMENCE ,and I will be creating excitement and drama in my life by FORCE...
xxx
