Sunday 22 August 2010

We thank God for Jersey Shore.

YES indeedy...IT'S BACK... and about time too!!
This time they are in Miami...and looking remarkarbly more classy...

- We can say AU REVOIR to J-Wow's blond highlights...for this we are thankful.
- We can say AU REVOIR (sort of...) to Snookie's gigantic quiff...for this we are thankful.
- We can now supposedly say AU REVOIR to Snookie looking like a burnt orange, apparently due to Barack imposing tax's on sunbeds. Tbh, I don't really see the difference...but alas, nontheless, for this we are thankful.

- UNFORTUNATELY however, Sammi's shorts are still with us...as is Pauly D's rock hard barnet...and the Situation in general. Hey, we can't have it all.

The biggest change!? ANGELINA IS BACK.

BRING ON THE DRAMA...and J-Wow-Tyson pummelling everyone in sight.

xxx

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